guilty of listening to Nickelback all day. i will accept any form of ridicule with the shame it should come with.
JOKES IVE BEEN A CLOSET LISTENER FOR YEARS
EVEN THOUGH I SHOULD BE KICKE DOUT OF TOWN I STILL REGRET NOTHING
EHE EHE EHE
Les Misérables Trailer (2012)
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EVERY FREAKING MORNING
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Causes of World War I
- Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
- Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
- Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
- Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
- France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
- Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
- Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
- Germany: Make me bitches
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENCES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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Had an interview about my art major with my art teacher, principal and artist in residence. i had to present my work so far to them
my teacher had to leave for some reason i can’t remember which left me with the principal and the artist in residence.
now i have a very god relationship with the principal seeing he’s my debating coach and all.
its our artist in residence who i have a problem with. ( I’m not going to mention his name publicly, if you want to know who his name ask me in my inbox and ill be pleased to have a bitch sesh with you if you also dislike him)
all he did was sit there and tell me how shit my major work is. i felt like dirt and he just made my work feel 10 times worse. just because he’s a famous artist who works with banksy and stuff, doesn’t mean he can be so mean! ugh.
i hateschool, i hate this hsc, and i hate my art major.
now time to go write a newspaper article on Agrippina’s death for ancient history due tomorrow.
did i mention how much i hate school?
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- Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
- Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
- Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, , then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
- Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.
